Monday, March 28, 2005

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS TRANSLATIONS OF STRONG LANGUAGE!

Damn it! Life is a fucking bunch of shit. Everything is run by brainless assholes who don't give a shit about anything but their little lives.
Wow, wasn't that fun? All that pressure, now it's gone. Ok, now let's see what I said. To find out, I turn to my friend; Merriam Webster. Here is the translation into proper English:
May all life be sent to hell. (did I want to say that?) It is feces in the act of copulation (ew!) Everything is managed by anuses without minds... (um, most anuses don't have minds)... who don't give a defecation about anything but their little lives (they must be constipated, don't be too hard on them.)
See, wasn't that fun? Next time you get mad at someone you can tell them what you mean in proper English. Just stay away from the translation of "damn", people will think you're a cult member, or worse, a Muslim. I don't understand why they would think you were a Muslim, considering the fact that Muslims do not want all life to be sent to hell, but to each anus it's own mind.

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