To fart, or not to fart (Omlette)

To fart, or not to fart
That is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The pangs and pressure of noxious gas
Or to release it from the bowels so troubled
And by releasing it, smell it?
To fart, to sigh
No more, and by this sigh to show we end
The aching and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a constipation devoutly to be feared.
To fart, to sigh, perhaps to belch: ay, there's the rub
For from this couch of death what stench may come
Long after we have shuffled off to get a soda